Need Help On Openings

[Herr Mullen]

Open with a muse. "It's funny, isn't it, how, sometimes, being inside an evil megolomaniac's base, hanging off the edge of a dangerously high walkway, that sometimes, you just want to appreciate the way a lady looks at you when you're doing something dangerous?" Muses csan create a setting, establish character, and are a fantatic introduction the to narrator, who is the most important character in the story, as he, or she, is the one people will be reading most of the time.

Now all you have to do is come up with something fun to read.