Important news everyone should read.

[Shadowknight]

Not so fast, you have to weigh the pros and cons and take your "cures" with caution. While attempting to reduce your risk of cancer, you could end up with AIDS.

Shadow: With the way medicine is nowadays that's a pretty tame side effect.

*Medicine label*

Take 1 tablet every hour for headaches.

Warning prolonged use may cause:
Seizures, cramps, paralysis, blindness, internal bleeding, high blood pressure, cancer, hepatitus, retardation, mad cow disease, heart conditions, tourettes syndrome, and slight drowziness.

Shadow: I think I'd be happier with the headache.