06-11-2006, 02:26 AM
Since this topic is... somewhere else anyway, I simply must say this:
I changed my own lightbulb today; I had no help. I stood on the chair. I unscrewed the fixture. I took off the fixture. I took off the bulb case. I changed the bulb. I replaced everything. I screwed the fixture back in. I got off the chair. I put my screwdriver away. Nobody can make a lightbulb changing joke about me, because it only took one, just me.
I changed my own lightbulb today; I had no help. I stood on the chair. I unscrewed the fixture. I took off the fixture. I took off the bulb case. I changed the bulb. I replaced everything. I screwed the fixture back in. I got off the chair. I put my screwdriver away. Nobody can make a lightbulb changing joke about me, because it only took one, just me.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against