06-09-2006, 05:13 AM
i've never been drunk-but i'm young so i have an excuse.
Ok, i've got a new one, and this one i wasnt there for, but Epsilon told me about it:
Ok, y'all know how i went over there monday/tuesday. So, y'know, me and Epsilon were screwing around, and I was ontop of him, humping him through his clothes. Only, the covers were over us, so you couldnt see we had clothes on...So, i didnt notice that his mom was in the dorrway-she just came in and left real quick.
After I left-she went in his room and told him what she saw.
Epsilon: *jaw drops* i uhhh..she was..
dad: C'mon, you kow she couldnt have been doing that, she doesnt even know about that yet!
Ep: Yeah-she was...jumping on me? Y'lnow-its fun to jump on squishy people.
and heres an old one (still me, ep, and his mom)
It was like, 5 AM, and me and Epsilon were sitting on his bed. Not doing anything. Just talking, and so, he gets up and turns off the lights and shuts the door, because he was planning on doing something bad. Rght after he shuts the door his mom opens it and starts lecturing us.
Me: we werent doing anything! I swear! Look at how far apart we are!
Epsilon: We were-uhh-watching the sunrise!
The worst part about it is that Epsilon has a giant sheet covering his window. we couldnt watch the sunrise if we wanted to.
Ok, i've got a new one, and this one i wasnt there for, but Epsilon told me about it:
Ok, y'all know how i went over there monday/tuesday. So, y'know, me and Epsilon were screwing around, and I was ontop of him, humping him through his clothes. Only, the covers were over us, so you couldnt see we had clothes on...So, i didnt notice that his mom was in the dorrway-she just came in and left real quick.
After I left-she went in his room and told him what she saw.
Epsilon: *jaw drops* i uhhh..she was..
dad: C'mon, you kow she couldnt have been doing that, she doesnt even know about that yet!
Ep: Yeah-she was...jumping on me? Y'lnow-its fun to jump on squishy people.
and heres an old one (still me, ep, and his mom)
It was like, 5 AM, and me and Epsilon were sitting on his bed. Not doing anything. Just talking, and so, he gets up and turns off the lights and shuts the door, because he was planning on doing something bad. Rght after he shuts the door his mom opens it and starts lecturing us.
Me: we werent doing anything! I swear! Look at how far apart we are!
Epsilon: We were-uhh-watching the sunrise!
The worst part about it is that Epsilon has a giant sheet covering his window. we couldnt watch the sunrise if we wanted to.