03-23-2003, 06:56 AM
*Euphony and her new roommates arrive at her new place. It's a nice-looking place, except that you can't actually see the outer walls, because they were accidently built on another plane of existence. But you can see the windows and the door, which are on this plane of existence. Therefore, the windows appear to be floating in mid-air, and the door seems to lead to nowhere. Euphony opens the front door, and they go inside.*
Foundling: Wow! There's a lot of space in here!
Euphony: It's the miracle of multi-dimensional manipulation, dear.
Tab: Umm... where's the bathroom?
Euphony: Just go upstairs and it's the second room on the left, honey.
*Tab runs upstairs, and then suddenly calls out.*
Euphony: Something wrong?
Tab: The toilet is talking to me!
Euphony: It's only trying to be friendly. Just sit down and it'll be quiet.
Foundling: Why did you bring the toilet to life?
Euphony: Bit of an accident. I was trying to enchant the shower to make it big enough for multiple people to use at once. But I got the spell wrong, and instead, the toilet gained a personality. Still, it has its benefits. The seat is always warm in the winter, and it cleans itself automatically.
Mysterious voice: BAAACK already, mistress?
Sacarissa: What was that?
Euphony: That would be Harvey...
*Harvey walks in. He's a thin young man of about 21 years, and would look like any young man in his underwear, except that he has a sheep-like nose and a sheep-like mouth, and he has wool instead of hair. His chest and back are dotted by clumps of wool, and his fingertips and toes are dark gray, and definitely look like they were hooves in a previous life.*
Harvey: *Noticing the new girls* Uhh, hi. Aaare you moving in? 'Cause that's aaalright with me, just sorta wish that somebody had told me first. I don't like surprises.
Euphony: Girls, this is Harvey, my butler.
Foundling: Umm, hi. Nice to meet you... I think.
*She offers her hand, and Harvey shakes it a bit too vigorously.*
Euphony: Harvey here used to be a sheep. I met him a few years ago, in Africa, where he was about to be sacrificed to a blind witch-doctor. He begged me to turn him into a human so that he would be uneligible for sacrifice, so I decided to do a good deed and turn him into a boy. And then, just as he was about to become a full human... he flinched, messing up the spell and thus causing him to remain half-sheep. And this dual identity of his has made him mentally unfit to survive on his own, so I employed him as a butler... it was probably the biggest mistake of my life...
Foundling: Umm, what happened to your wool, Harvey?
Harvey: *nervous laugh* I, uh, kinda tried to shear myself...
Euphony: Harvey... you didn't use my razor to try and shear yourself... did you?!
Harvey: Err... maybe... the razor didn't work well, though.
Euphony: Harvey, how many times have I told you? You need to use the shears! Not my shaving razor!
*The three other girls watch as Euphony chases Harvey around.*
Foundling: Five bucks says that Euphony catches him in 2 minutes.
Tab: No. He's actually pretty fast. I'll bet ten that he's manages to keep away from her for at least 8 minutes.
*Euphony catches Harvey a second later.*
Foundling/Tab: Damn it!
Sacarissa: Glad I didn't bet.
Next: What kind of wacky hilarity will ensue when Ruby and Jeannette go on vacation?
... No, really. What WILL happen? They were supposed to send me the episode, but there's this guy at work who totally hates me. If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog! ... Oh shit, did I just say that on national TV? SHIT! SHIT! Cut to the commercials already!
BTW: Is there such a thing as an Earth bar? I've never heard of them. Are they an Australian product?
Foundling: Wow! There's a lot of space in here!
Euphony: It's the miracle of multi-dimensional manipulation, dear.
Tab: Umm... where's the bathroom?
Euphony: Just go upstairs and it's the second room on the left, honey.
*Tab runs upstairs, and then suddenly calls out.*
Euphony: Something wrong?
Tab: The toilet is talking to me!
Euphony: It's only trying to be friendly. Just sit down and it'll be quiet.
Foundling: Why did you bring the toilet to life?
Euphony: Bit of an accident. I was trying to enchant the shower to make it big enough for multiple people to use at once. But I got the spell wrong, and instead, the toilet gained a personality. Still, it has its benefits. The seat is always warm in the winter, and it cleans itself automatically.
Mysterious voice: BAAACK already, mistress?
Sacarissa: What was that?
Euphony: That would be Harvey...
*Harvey walks in. He's a thin young man of about 21 years, and would look like any young man in his underwear, except that he has a sheep-like nose and a sheep-like mouth, and he has wool instead of hair. His chest and back are dotted by clumps of wool, and his fingertips and toes are dark gray, and definitely look like they were hooves in a previous life.*
Harvey: *Noticing the new girls* Uhh, hi. Aaare you moving in? 'Cause that's aaalright with me, just sorta wish that somebody had told me first. I don't like surprises.
Euphony: Girls, this is Harvey, my butler.
Foundling: Umm, hi. Nice to meet you... I think.
*She offers her hand, and Harvey shakes it a bit too vigorously.*
Euphony: Harvey here used to be a sheep. I met him a few years ago, in Africa, where he was about to be sacrificed to a blind witch-doctor. He begged me to turn him into a human so that he would be uneligible for sacrifice, so I decided to do a good deed and turn him into a boy. And then, just as he was about to become a full human... he flinched, messing up the spell and thus causing him to remain half-sheep. And this dual identity of his has made him mentally unfit to survive on his own, so I employed him as a butler... it was probably the biggest mistake of my life...
Foundling: Umm, what happened to your wool, Harvey?
Harvey: *nervous laugh* I, uh, kinda tried to shear myself...
Euphony: Harvey... you didn't use my razor to try and shear yourself... did you?!
Harvey: Err... maybe... the razor didn't work well, though.
Euphony: Harvey, how many times have I told you? You need to use the shears! Not my shaving razor!
*The three other girls watch as Euphony chases Harvey around.*
Foundling: Five bucks says that Euphony catches him in 2 minutes.
Tab: No. He's actually pretty fast. I'll bet ten that he's manages to keep away from her for at least 8 minutes.
*Euphony catches Harvey a second later.*
Foundling/Tab: Damn it!
Sacarissa: Glad I didn't bet.
Next: What kind of wacky hilarity will ensue when Ruby and Jeannette go on vacation?
... No, really. What WILL happen? They were supposed to send me the episode, but there's this guy at work who totally hates me. If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog! ... Oh shit, did I just say that on national TV? SHIT! SHIT! Cut to the commercials already!
BTW: Is there such a thing as an Earth bar? I've never heard of them. Are they an Australian product?