06-08-2006, 06:13 PM
Awkward moment: I was in the high school bathroom and I needed to use the John, so I went into the third floor bathroom and my principal was in there a security guard and my music teacher....I mean I was taking a crap but I swear, my principal could make a symphonic movement. I bit my lip so hard not to laugh it didn't stop for ten minutes and the worst thing was he got a piece of toilet paper stick on his shoe...Thank god I had a lunch break and I needed not say more....
Awkward moment: Back in college I was dancing getting people to sign up and join a new dance club that I would be in charge of and I started doing hip hop and breaking in the middle of the concrete floor....So I thought everything was going well...The dj outside wanted me to dance and so I did...and so I started doing my thing all of a sudden this guy who thinks who could bust a move starts grabing me. I was like "WTF?!" This is not a fight...I was doing a top rock while he was licking himself on the floor. I was doing pop and lock and he tried to tie my shoes together....I was embaressed and I wanted to kick that guys ass soooooo badly. He made me like a fool...Good news is I got over 50 people to join it....
Awkward moment: Back in college during a speech I used my friend as a demonstrator and I did a proper solar plexas shot and he flew 20 feet away....Some kid during it started to say that was fake, so I proved him wrong it was him and 5 other guys that volunteereed...I had each one signing a waiver saying I am not liable and I went into a Kata and went into a chant and I speareed plexes and made all 6 people fall down....The one who volunteered I had return his chi and the others felt like they hit a brick wall...their total weight about 1000 pounds....Now everyone in that class is to mess with me.....Gee I wonder why? ....Peolpe on campus dont want to mess with me...Thats too bad......
I'll think of more....
Awkward moment: Back in college I was dancing getting people to sign up and join a new dance club that I would be in charge of and I started doing hip hop and breaking in the middle of the concrete floor....So I thought everything was going well...The dj outside wanted me to dance and so I did...and so I started doing my thing all of a sudden this guy who thinks who could bust a move starts grabing me. I was like "WTF?!" This is not a fight...I was doing a top rock while he was licking himself on the floor. I was doing pop and lock and he tried to tie my shoes together....I was embaressed and I wanted to kick that guys ass soooooo badly. He made me like a fool...Good news is I got over 50 people to join it....
Awkward moment: Back in college during a speech I used my friend as a demonstrator and I did a proper solar plexas shot and he flew 20 feet away....Some kid during it started to say that was fake, so I proved him wrong it was him and 5 other guys that volunteereed...I had each one signing a waiver saying I am not liable and I went into a Kata and went into a chant and I speareed plexes and made all 6 people fall down....The one who volunteered I had return his chi and the others felt like they hit a brick wall...their total weight about 1000 pounds....Now everyone in that class is to mess with me.....Gee I wonder why? ....Peolpe on campus dont want to mess with me...Thats too bad......
I'll think of more....
