06-07-2006, 10:21 AM
Wow awkward moments huh... well lets see I have quite a few.. well here they go!
1) Me and my two friends were walking down the hall and there was a kid eating all alone. One of my friends asked him why he was all alone and he replied that he wasn't good with being around people. Well I had to jump in and I said that if he wasn't good my friend could give him a nice spanking. My friends pulled me away and informed me that he was mentally challenged...
2) Me and Misty went to the movies to see Scary Movie 4. Since it was a half day or something there were only 2 people besides us in the theatre. After much encouragement Misty went behind the two people ( girls) and made a loud and awkward growly noise. It was hysterical
3) While at a super huge mall called " Gurnee Mills" with a bunch of my friends we went into the Hot Topic ( naturally) and we were browsing. We had a girl with us names Angie who is the most innocent and naive person I have ever met. While in the clothing section we found a leather whip. Angie picks it up and says, " This is for Sex!" it was hilarious.
4) Also at Gurnee Mills we were in the food court eating lunch and I spotted the number to the McDonalds Comment line. Well I am a big fan of stand up and one of my favorites is Dane Cook. I called the line and started saying awkward things like, " The pickles!" and " Special sauce all over my body..." we couldn't stop laughing
5) Here is a recent one, while at the Rondevouz with Misty, One of the merchants made a comment about all the girls have at least 3 knives on them. I was behind her and she was facing away from me. Before I know it she pulls out a dagger and stops about an inch from my ... ahem.. and my first thought was CASTRATION!! Then we walked away and then later she came up behind us with another dagger and said that she still has one more. I asked her, " Where the hell did that come from???" she responded, " Wouldn't you like to know ;) "
Well that is all I can remember .. more coming soon
1) Me and my two friends were walking down the hall and there was a kid eating all alone. One of my friends asked him why he was all alone and he replied that he wasn't good with being around people. Well I had to jump in and I said that if he wasn't good my friend could give him a nice spanking. My friends pulled me away and informed me that he was mentally challenged...
2) Me and Misty went to the movies to see Scary Movie 4. Since it was a half day or something there were only 2 people besides us in the theatre. After much encouragement Misty went behind the two people ( girls) and made a loud and awkward growly noise. It was hysterical
3) While at a super huge mall called " Gurnee Mills" with a bunch of my friends we went into the Hot Topic ( naturally) and we were browsing. We had a girl with us names Angie who is the most innocent and naive person I have ever met. While in the clothing section we found a leather whip. Angie picks it up and says, " This is for Sex!" it was hilarious.
4) Also at Gurnee Mills we were in the food court eating lunch and I spotted the number to the McDonalds Comment line. Well I am a big fan of stand up and one of my favorites is Dane Cook. I called the line and started saying awkward things like, " The pickles!" and " Special sauce all over my body..." we couldn't stop laughing
5) Here is a recent one, while at the Rondevouz with Misty, One of the merchants made a comment about all the girls have at least 3 knives on them. I was behind her and she was facing away from me. Before I know it she pulls out a dagger and stops about an inch from my ... ahem.. and my first thought was CASTRATION!! Then we walked away and then later she came up behind us with another dagger and said that she still has one more. I asked her, " Where the hell did that come from???" she responded, " Wouldn't you like to know ;) "
Well that is all I can remember .. more coming soon
