05-10-2006, 10:42 PM
"Oh Crap. Not water..." Gunter said- his eyes wide in surprise.
A split second later- the tsunami was split in half- just enough for Gunter to run through the center- reaching the Kraken. "SILENCE!!" He yells, casting a magic-disabling spell- stopping the tsunami.
Gunter starts slashing it with organic blades that formed katars on his knuckles. "Grr- it's skin is like rubber!" He complained- the Kraken caught him by surprise- a tentacle rising up from underneath his legs- RIGHT on the balls. "GURK-SONOFABITTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!" Gunter yelled- clutching his crotch in pain. The Kraken snaked it's tentacles around Gunter- raised him up and proceeded to crush him.
Suddenly- Gunter spun around- slicing the tentacles of- he dashed towards the Kraken and- KICKED it where he figured it's balls would be- shockwaves were emitted from the kick- then like a coward- he ran up a wall- backflipped- and landed beside DMX as the Kraken roared and writhed in excruciating pain. "Okay- any ideas?" Gunter said, rubbing his balls a bit because they were still slightly sore.
A split second later- the tsunami was split in half- just enough for Gunter to run through the center- reaching the Kraken. "SILENCE!!" He yells, casting a magic-disabling spell- stopping the tsunami.
Gunter starts slashing it with organic blades that formed katars on his knuckles. "Grr- it's skin is like rubber!" He complained- the Kraken caught him by surprise- a tentacle rising up from underneath his legs- RIGHT on the balls. "GURK-SONOFABITTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!" Gunter yelled- clutching his crotch in pain. The Kraken snaked it's tentacles around Gunter- raised him up and proceeded to crush him.
Suddenly- Gunter spun around- slicing the tentacles of- he dashed towards the Kraken and- KICKED it where he figured it's balls would be- shockwaves were emitted from the kick- then like a coward- he ran up a wall- backflipped- and landed beside DMX as the Kraken roared and writhed in excruciating pain. "Okay- any ideas?" Gunter said, rubbing his balls a bit because they were still slightly sore.