Actress wanted

[UnknownH]

You know no offense but this is just funny.
Mostly this line

I am looking for a female cunterpart

You see, unless it was intentional you put cunterpart instead of counterpart.
Which is kind of funny when you read the next part.

to partake in helping me make whats called a chat room lemon, must be a fast learner, willing to play any part and willing to cyber, this is not for a sick fantasy or joke, this is the real deal and it will be the first ever, this will make DaD history.... Please message in this thread if interested.

But maybe if you leave your turn ons/offs and your A/S/L one of the girls will get back to you on that.
(*finishes laughing*)