04-06-2006, 01:57 PM
Girl: Please, we want you to stay for the night. You can sleep on the couch.
Me: I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. I'd be too afraid that you'd ejaculate on my face. So, I'm sleeping at home tonight.
It was a reference to a well publicized story on our campus. A girl was too drunk to drive home, so she fell asleep on her boyfriend
Me: I wouldn't be able to fall asleep. I'd be too afraid that you'd ejaculate on my face. So, I'm sleeping at home tonight.
It was a reference to a well publicized story on our campus. A girl was too drunk to drive home, so she fell asleep on her boyfriend
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against