03-10-2003, 12:53 PM
Ruby: Marriage? Sure. I'll marry you, darling. But take my advice: don't try and marry Foundling. She's too reckless, too perverted, and far too much of a flirt to settle down for one girl.
MEANWHILE...
*Snow White woke up, and was astounded to find two half-naked teenage girls fucking on her bed, especially when one of them grabbed her and started grabbing under her dress.*
Snow White: *shriek* Get your hands out of there, you pervert! Where the fuck is my prince?!
Prince Foundling: *ahem* I am your prince now, luv.
*Snow White slaps her intruder across the face, and, much to her horror, Prince Foundling gets back up and grins.*
Prince Foundling: Damn. You have a Hell of a temper, sunshine. Come on. *Puts her arm around Snow White's shoulder* You'll have fun, I promise!
Snow White: DWARVES! Help me!
Dwarf #1: Bah, we're on our break, bitch.
*Snow White is shoved into the other room, and Prince Foundling closes the door.*
Dwarf #2: D'ya s'pose that was a good idea, sir?
Dwarf #1: She en't made of gold, and she's too tall fer us to fuck. She's on 'er own.
Dwarf #2: But what about the moral responsiblity?
*Other dwarves burst out laughing*
Dwarf #1: HAHAHAHA! That's why you're still #3, son.
*Brief pause*
Dwarf #2: ... But I'm #2!
MEANWHILE...
*Snow White woke up, and was astounded to find two half-naked teenage girls fucking on her bed, especially when one of them grabbed her and started grabbing under her dress.*
Snow White: *shriek* Get your hands out of there, you pervert! Where the fuck is my prince?!
Prince Foundling: *ahem* I am your prince now, luv.
*Snow White slaps her intruder across the face, and, much to her horror, Prince Foundling gets back up and grins.*
Prince Foundling: Damn. You have a Hell of a temper, sunshine. Come on. *Puts her arm around Snow White's shoulder* You'll have fun, I promise!
Snow White: DWARVES! Help me!
Dwarf #1: Bah, we're on our break, bitch.
*Snow White is shoved into the other room, and Prince Foundling closes the door.*
Dwarf #2: D'ya s'pose that was a good idea, sir?
Dwarf #1: She en't made of gold, and she's too tall fer us to fuck. She's on 'er own.
Dwarf #2: But what about the moral responsiblity?
*Other dwarves burst out laughing*
Dwarf #1: HAHAHAHA! That's why you're still #3, son.
*Brief pause*
Dwarf #2: ... But I'm #2!