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[Shadowknight]

Frying pan? That's the working man's way to make an omelette, I'll make scrambled eggs instead *takes out a large oil drum* here's the fun way to do it, *puts eggs and milk and pepper into drum* let's see, now we need to stir it, *looks at wisk* too much work, *puts a stick of TNT into the drum* FIRE IN THE HOLE!! *large boom* okay it's stirred, now to cook it, *puts liguid into tupperware and throws it into a dryer* now we wait, *dryer finishes* and there you have it, the lazy man's way to making scrambled eggs, is there anything explosives can't do?