03-14-2006, 03:37 PM
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:(Wakes up suddenly.) Because I never carry any valuables with me. THAT, is a hand eating monster. (wallet bites off shadow's hands.)
Shadow: Great. *walks into a small room then emerges with an entire metal arm* Now you feel my wrath wallet *claps hands together and a long blade forms from the mettalic arm* YOU DIE NOW! *slashes wallet in half* Booya!
Shadow's brain: Booya? No one says Booya anymore.
Shadow: *claps hands together and places palms on the ground. A can of beer emerges from it* Screw equivalent exchange. *chugs beer*
Shadow's brain: NOOOOO! IT BURNS US!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shadow: *throws a scarf around his neck* and that's the end of that chapter.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.