03-08-2006, 08:46 AM
UnknownH Wrote:And this, ladies and gentlemen is why I don't drink.
Ummm...why exactly? I didn't relate any experiences that ended up being negative or hurtful. I just had a lot of fun and then got sick afterwards. Nothing serious
Wisemon Wrote:Ditto that, and not to mention that it's a waste of money.
I guess it depends on how valuable money is to you. Personally, I think an evening of hilarity with a large group of people is worth $25, especially if you can only arrange for it as infrequently as I'm able to.
Herr Mullen Wrote:And it destroys the mind. And shrinks penises.
Don't know where you got those figures, but according to them, I shouldn't have had either a brain nor a penis after my first year of university. Moderation is the key! I show moderation in that I don't drink like that often at all.
shadowknight Wrote:I don't drink 'cause with how much I screw with my family when they're drunk (Irish/Scottish makes up my entire family, needless to say our reunions are a laugh riot. At least for the sober people.) I once talked my sister into riding a pig around the yard like a horse .
Your sister sounds hilarious!