writer ?

[Sakuyamon]

im new here and i was wondering how do i become a writer i have some ideas

First, you must do the sacred dance of a thousand burning chickens...

Then, you must fight the Red Rover in a battle to the death...

Then... umm... Oh, you must... no, no, not that... umm...

... Write. You must definately write.

Which I shall go back to doing...

wait red rover the writer or the dog from the cartoon cause if the writer i wouldnt fight him i idolize him he inspired me to begin writing

Zephyr ok im new oh well im sry but you dont have to yell at me