02-05-2006, 07:28 PM
Quote:the immoral crack pots Jehovah witnesses that keep coming to my house on Sunday!!!
Jehovah witnesses huh? I always wanted to say this to them, "No, no. I'm perfectly fine with worshiping, The Dark Lord Satan. Every Sunday I kidnap a 12 year old girl, rape her and impregnate her with Lucifer's hell baby, then cover her in pig guts and goat's blood and then put my trusty goat's skull on her and stab into it with my ceremonial dagger (available at Hell Mart for all of your Satanic needs) and sacrifice her to the pits of hell!"
I would say that, but... It's just so awful. Any of you can use it though.