02-02-2006, 05:42 PM
EpsilonZX Wrote:the immoral crack pots Jehovah witnesses that keep coming to my house on Sunday!!!
I got visited by them once. basically it went like this:
*opens door*
JW: *insert god stuff about how I'm going to hell here*
ME: hold on one sec. *closes door and grabs giant water gun, reopens door, and points gun at person.*
ME (in bad gangster accent): say 'ello to my lil' friend *hoses them down and laughs hysterically as they run off saying some junk about how god will avenge them or something*
needless to say, I haven't been bugged by them again.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.