Jilted!??!!! How dare they!!

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Jilted!??!!! How dare they!!

Herr Mullen
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01-23-2006, 06:29 AM

KS_Naslund Wrote:Popular Beautiful Chick: Why are you holding that shovel?
You:i just hold it in case something needs one, for digging and stuff.
Popular Beautiful Chick: Oh my god! i love to dig stuff! what do you like to dig?

...Nevermind

I myself have an axe with "For Murderin'" carved into the handle with a penknife. When a lady asks why I have an axe, I say, "Why, for chopping wood. Why else would I have an axe?"

Not really. However, I do have a trilby. I have told you that it is often commented upon. You see, by wearing it, ladies will come up and say "I like your hat," which gives me the perfect excuse to reply "Thanks, I like your scarf/coat/earrings/glass slippers." It is the perfect way to ask someone out without being nervously building up to it, although, as I've said, only ladies comment on it, so it's not worked for me so far. But it might for anyone else.

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Jilted!??!!! How dare they!! - by senjuro - 01-14-2006, 04:21 PM

[No subject] - by senjuro - 01-14-2006, 04:35 PM

[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 01-14-2006, 10:00 PM

[No subject] - by Shadowknight - 01-14-2006, 10:06 PM

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[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 01-14-2006, 11:00 PM

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[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 01-15-2006, 12:46 AM

[No subject] - by senjuro - 01-15-2006, 01:23 AM

[No subject] - by Wisemon - 01-15-2006, 04:16 AM

[No subject] - by Anonmon - 01-15-2006, 06:44 AM

[No subject] - by Herr Mullen - 01-15-2006, 07:56 AM

[No subject] - by Doctor Zephyr - 01-15-2006, 09:13 AM

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[No subject] - by Anonmon - 01-15-2006, 12:39 PM

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[No subject] - by senjuro - 01-18-2006, 06:08 AM

[No subject] - by UnknownH - 01-18-2006, 10:20 AM

[No subject] - by KS_Naslund - 01-18-2006, 05:25 PM

[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 01-19-2006, 02:41 AM

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[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 01-19-2006, 04:42 PM

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[No subject] - by KS_Naslund - 01-28-2006, 07:28 PM

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