09-27-2005, 06:50 PM
The only sports games I've ever played and liked where, Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball, Mario Golf, and this one Soccer game on the NES. Now one of my friends loves Football (I don't though) and he'd always want me to play NFL Blitz on the N64 and I had no idea how to play so of course he'd kick my ass at it. But after a while I'd get bored and just tackle people, that was the highlight of the game for me, beating the crap out of people. He had this other Football game on the N64 that I can't remember the name of but he would go on and on about how this one was different from Blitz but I really couldn't see a difference at all other than the fact we could be on the same team and I could tackle the referee (that's the only thing I did). He was goin' on about plays and what the hell I was meant to do but since I don't understand Football nor care it was all just clicks and whistles to me.
He also liked Wrestling games (wrestling is probably the most gayest thing I've ever seen, and I look at Yaoi from time to time) now I hate wrestling but some of them were sort of fun, not much, just sort of. Like WWF vs. NWO: Revenge on the N64 wasn't too bad, though I never played as any of the characters other than this one guy that looked like a Ninja (and Ninjas are cool). He also had a wreastling game on the PS1 and you could make your own character in that so I made, "The Big Fat Guy." And he of course lived up to his name. He also was wearing a thong, go-go boots, and no shirt, nasty. And I gave him the Assman theme so every time he came onto the stage it would play in the background and it went like,
He also liked Wrestling games (wrestling is probably the most gayest thing I've ever seen, and I look at Yaoi from time to time) now I hate wrestling but some of them were sort of fun, not much, just sort of. Like WWF vs. NWO: Revenge on the N64 wasn't too bad, though I never played as any of the characters other than this one guy that looked like a Ninja (and Ninjas are cool). He also had a wreastling game on the PS1 and you could make your own character in that so I made, "The Big Fat Guy." And he of course lived up to his name. He also was wearing a thong, go-go boots, and no shirt, nasty. And I gave him the Assman theme so every time he came onto the stage it would play in the background and it went like,