12-16-2011, 03:23 AM
I has a birthday present! *Digs through a random trunk* Solid gold statue? Nah. Priceless work of art? Nah. Hope diamond? Nah. AH HAH! *Pulls out a giant chewed wad of bubblegum* The world's second largest wad of ABC gum! *Sticks it to the side of Unknown's house* Happy birthday!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.