04-18-2005, 02:28 PM
Friday night, a female friend introduces me to one of her friends before they prepare for a night of drinking.
Female friend *indicating me*: And this is my friend; he's heterosexual.
Me *foiling the scheme*: The only problem is that I'm a little too straight.
And with the implied refusal, they get drunk, and during the course of their party across the hall, I hear her friend utter, "I just need to get laid; I don't care who it is."
I know I made the right choice, because I care.
Female friend *indicating me*: And this is my friend; he's heterosexual.
Me *foiling the scheme*: The only problem is that I'm a little too straight.
And with the implied refusal, they get drunk, and during the course of their party across the hall, I hear her friend utter, "I just need to get laid; I don't care who it is."
I know I made the right choice, because I care.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against