-Eyes flash red.- Even though I hate that series with every fiber of my being, I will humor you. >_> xD
"You have two cows. The Cowvenant has 3,000 warships circling a mysterious ring that (LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...) turns out to be a research facility built by the Cowrunners to study the Flood, a particularly nasty variant of Mad Cow Disease. You shoot them all only to realize you left your CowHog behind, the only reason you gave a damn in the first place."
"You have two cows. The Cowvenant has 3,000 warships circling a mysterious ring that (LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...) turns out to be a research facility built by the Cowrunners to study the Flood, a particularly nasty variant of Mad Cow Disease. You shoot them all only to realize you left your CowHog behind, the only reason you gave a damn in the first place."