Is everyone ready for the rapture?

[DragonMasterX]

Actually, this is supposed to be the kind of rapture where people who are worthy ascend to heaven and the sinners are tortured on earth for being such dickheads.

I swear the first few paragraphs of the article I was too half-assed to properly read was talking about inducing mass-suicide on the populance.

!! Oh man. It's unitologists all over again! Quick, get Isaac Clarke!