02-16-2005, 01:40 PM
More adventures with the freshman who claimed to smoke a "cigar":
Me: Dan seems unusually happy tonight.
Dan's roommate: He's drunk.
Me: For crying out loud, it's Monday night!
This morning at breakfast:
Me: Were you okay last night?
Dan: I was fine. Now I need to go take a shower.
Me: Right, that's the shirt you wore yesterday, isn't it? Wait, if you didn't shower, then why were you in your bathrobe last night? Again? Were you going strea...oh, never mind.
Tonight:
Me: I have a cop coming to my room to close the stolen textbook case, so if you're doing any drinking, I suggest you stop.
Dan: Relax, I'm not drinking, but can I borrow your cop for a prank? I want the guys across the hall to think they're getting busted.
Me: You'll have to ask her yourself (female cop).
Me: Dan seems unusually happy tonight.
Dan's roommate: He's drunk.
Me: For crying out loud, it's Monday night!
This morning at breakfast:
Me: Were you okay last night?
Dan: I was fine. Now I need to go take a shower.
Me: Right, that's the shirt you wore yesterday, isn't it? Wait, if you didn't shower, then why were you in your bathrobe last night? Again? Were you going strea...oh, never mind.
Tonight:
Me: I have a cop coming to my room to close the stolen textbook case, so if you're doing any drinking, I suggest you stop.
Dan: Relax, I'm not drinking, but can I borrow your cop for a prank? I want the guys across the hall to think they're getting busted.
Me: You'll have to ask her yourself (female cop).
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against