I Am A Ball of Rage. Ask Me Anything.

[The Infamous Boss Reo]

Why do you need a PhD in badassery? surely the most badass thing is to not even turn up to do the degree.

So you'll have a better opportunity for a wider array of Badass occupations. The last thing you'll want in a Badass interview is a mere Associates in Badassery.

If every first date tells me I seem like a really great guy, why don't I get second dates?

Because they fail to achieve your Greatness themselves and are thus in shame.