Happy birthday Unknown!!!!!!!!!

[Zephyr of Darkness]

so what kind of gremlin did you want? and i'll even lend you 8 of em

ha I know assassins to do that quick easy painless or painful just name it

Oh thanks guys. Too bad I didn't know you when I was in the first years...my career would have been a lot easier...

"the brain bends and twists to deal with the harsh reality"eh it's ok i know a two wat bulb is brighter at most things... but as a redeaming quality it'd be pretty hard to kill me -i'm too stupid to fall over- and i've been told i could concoct some rather dia-o-bull-ick-al strat- a-ma-tagies

since my brain doesnt work i tend to think with my heart, soul, or.... *looks down* well you get the idea ^_^

Well, you're admittedly not a genius, so I'm not discovering America...If it means anything, I think of you as smarter than my classmates (not much of a compliment, really) and at least you have great taste ;P
About the last part...reminds me of a feminist joke. God tells Adam:'I have two news for you;one good and one bad. The good one is that I'm going to give you a brain and a penis' 'Great-says Adam-And which is the bad?' 'The bad is that I'll give you enough blood irrigation enough to make only one work'

but I can't tell you here it might be too... well you know

C'mon, I'm not buying that again... Then, I'll see Casey's dream...(I sure am game to do this)

dreams envolving the two of us

*awakens in Casey's dream**first thing she notices is that she's wearing a tiger microbikini and that her normally 99cms/39'' breastsize has grown to an amazingly huge 115cms/45''*WHAT THE....?!!!!! How could you this to me, Casey?!!!!!guess it's not so bad after all

a bottle of sun tan lotion

*Casey is smearing it on her back* Why do I need this if it's evening?!(I wouldn't go to a beach otherwise) *grabs bottle* Wait...this is not suntan lotion...it's...*blush*

unknown tied to a bouy out in the ocean

*sees Unknown in the distance tied head down, water covering his head* Whoah, Casey, release him!!! *Casey shakes head* Well, then I'll go myself!!! *goes grab a floater but looks down and realizes she doesn't need it* *jumps in the water. The current is rough and Zephyr loses her bra to it* Dammit!!
*arrives at Unknown's bouy and covers herself with her hair, but it's not enough. Both of Zephyr's nipples can be spotted among the wet locks* He...he's not breathing....*unties Unknown from the buoy and gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation for 5'. Finally, he breathes again* Whew...Eh* unknown places his mouth on her again* Uh?! U're breathing again, U don't need any more of th...Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!*pushes him away*
Better run away while you still can...This Casey guy means bussiness. If he could change my body like this, he can change yours...for the bad....
* swims back to Casey and glares at him as she slowly approaches him* How could you...Why can't you be friends? Why do you need to do things like this? He almost drowned!!!! Well, I think you deserve to drown too!!! *throws back her hair and buries Casey's head btw her breasts*

PS Hahahaha..this looks almost like a hentai fic plot. Now the cybercafe's closing, so I'll answer your mails next time. Later!