09-01-2010, 03:07 AM
Happy B-Day. I didn't know what to get you, so I just made you a Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine out of an old Coffee can, gunpowder, glass, rocks, nails, rock salt, and a few other things you don't want exploding violently your direction.
Use it to keep your private rooms private, and remember, Top Towards Enemy, never yourself!
Use it to keep your private rooms private, and remember, Top Towards Enemy, never yourself!
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
