Moving to California

[tigerlily]

...what the hell's an "anti-hero grin"?

Anyway, here's some Fun Facts for you to help you prepare in the next four years for your exodus to the Golden State:

Since you're going to be near Disneyland, that means that you'll be living in the Los Angeles area. Not gonna lie; traffic is a huge bitch there, so you'd better have some patience when you're on the road from 3 till 7p.m.

Cali is one of the most liberal states in the U.S. If you go further up North, you'll find Humboldt County, where I used to live. It's made of pot, hippies, and college-hipsters. It has four towns worth while, Garberville, Fortuna, Eureka, and Arcata. Arcata is made up of Pot, Hippies, and College Hipsters.

San Fran has almost as intolerable traffic as Los Angeles, but they have great museums and a wharf with sourdough bowls of clam chowder. Also, they hold Wondercon every year in the Moscone Center, which is one of the biggest comic conventions in the U.S.

Where you're going to live, it gets hot. Really hot. As you go further up North, it's not so hot. Anyplace past the state's capital has a much cooler climate. Everything else below it is a goddamn Easy-Bake Oven.

We have In-And-Out Burger. Get to know it well, for it's deliciousness shall consume you. All the other states are jealous of us for having it. Except Nevada.

I live in Santa Rosa, if you ever wanna hang.

We have shitty schools. Beware.

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Yes.... In-and-out burger is gooooooooddd.

Plus we have Subway! Eat fresh!