Moving to California

[tigerlily]

1) California has asinine gun control laws(10 round magazine limit?! ARE YOU HIGH?!)

2) California has idiotic emissions control laws for vehicles(I don't like Catalytic Converters. Go Diesel!)

3) They has the Govahnatah!(he'll be Bahck!)

4) I hear weed is legal there.

5) Earthquakes.

6) San Francisco = Gay capitol of the world(depending on your views, good or bad thing. Easy to find interior designers, I bet.)

7) Evidently they have bears, too.

8) my girlfriend lives there and constantly is badgering me to move there.

I'll put up more fun facts from Cowboy's Random Fact Guidebook To California™ when I think of some more.

1. Hey it's still dangerous to me. I rather have a tazer than a gun.

2. We do have a lot of traffic except during the middle of California.

3. We are trying to reelect a new governor. He's so awful as to some of his movies.

4. It's still illegal to sell drugs in California. Unless you make medicine with the drug-related plants then that's fine, only if you don't post a pic of you tending these plants. Your bosses will certainly fire you.

5. San Fancisco yeah it had a huge earthquake. But depending on where you live you don't get Earthquakes. You might feel a little bit of it. But there's nothing to worry about.

6. Gay people can now get married in California. And you just don't like a whole bunch of buildings that's all.

7. Sure we have bears, but they rarely come in cities. Unlike Alaska or Cananda that's for sure, they would prefer to stay in the woods rather then being out when there's way too many people.

8. We do have rattlesnakes like in texas BUT in our place isn't filled with snakes(only in the desert or in the petshop but non poisonousness ones). So you would be boots free without any snakes bothering you.