07-23-2010, 08:27 AM
Cowboy trekked his way across town, making sure that his new companion kept close, as they made it to the nicer side of town.
"Well, here's the place." He said quietly, as he led her up the stairs, keys in hand. He unlocked the door, to see his roommate on the couch, watching the news.
"Oh hey Cowboy!" Duke said, tail wagging excitedly. "Who's the nice piece of tail you managed to drag in?"
"Blow it out your tailhole, man." Cowboy replied, tossing an empty takeout container at him. "She's an out of towner, we gotta make sure the others don't mess with her."
"Why's that?" Duke grinned as he sat up, "You Loooooove her?"
Cowboy let out an audible groan as he went into his bedroom.
"Oh come on, you can't take a joke?!" Duke barked at him.
"Well, here's the place." He said quietly, as he led her up the stairs, keys in hand. He unlocked the door, to see his roommate on the couch, watching the news.
"Oh hey Cowboy!" Duke said, tail wagging excitedly. "Who's the nice piece of tail you managed to drag in?"
"Blow it out your tailhole, man." Cowboy replied, tossing an empty takeout container at him. "She's an out of towner, we gotta make sure the others don't mess with her."
"Why's that?" Duke grinned as he sat up, "You Loooooove her?"
Cowboy let out an audible groan as he went into his bedroom.
"Oh come on, you can't take a joke?!" Duke barked at him.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
