01-03-2005, 03:52 PM
"I'm not proud to say that I sprayed my pants while taking a sitting piss today. I really need to remember to push out my head on cold days. I don't know how uncircumcised people don't end up making a mess every time they go number one."
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against