The Supercow

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Now if only they'd selective breed cows to evolve their hooves into paws or hands with fingers that can curl and ball into fists, that practical joke would become a reality.

Or you could cut off someones hand, curl it into a ball, put two pieces of bread around it, dash of pepper and mustard...I really shouldn't put too much thought into this stuff X.=.X