12-09-2004, 12:48 PM
Freshman girl *knocks at my door and I open it*: Why are you wearing shades?
Me: So I don't hurt my eyes in front of the computer screen.
Freshman girl: Were you looking at porn?
Me: If I were looking at porn, would I have my pants on right now?
Me: So I don't hurt my eyes in front of the computer screen.
Freshman girl: Were you looking at porn?
Me: If I were looking at porn, would I have my pants on right now?
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against