Symbolism Examination

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Trust me. A lot of people I know get weird-ed out just by having me around.

That's just alternating interests though, it's not like it's your fault or anything.

There's only one problem with Ray's new interpretation, how can he fap if his dominant hand is fucked up with glass? Did you mean that he tries to fap with it but encounters more pain than pleasure, so she sends him the sex toy in the box? (Not even going with the mailed hand example, because a severed hand is useless for wanking with.).
Or there could be a blue Portal in the box and an orange Portal with her, so she can wank him off. However, the portal's diameter is too small for her to fit through so they can be close but not completely together.



Also Aether, surely that's a question you could've asked through PM?