05-02-2010, 01:06 AM
Oh you have no idea how much I have fantasized about having sex with myself, knowing everything I like, doing everything I want, not caring about how skinny I am or how I wear glasses or my Asian-ness! I HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT FUCKING MYSELF FOR YEEEEARS!! XD
If I'm a girl? Bonus. But really, if my clone had a penis, that's going in my mouth, and just about anywhere it can fit. And then it's my turn! Oh gosh- can't my clone live for more than an hour? I'd just talk to myself, and agree to myself, and talk about movies, cuz I love movies! Then videogaaaames! We both equally suck at first person shooters! I'll finally feel good about myself! Even better, it'll be like having a brother I've always wanted! And a friend! Oh mein gott, and the sex! XD It's masturbation, not incest or gay! Though- I wouldn't mind! X3
If I'm a girl? Bonus. But really, if my clone had a penis, that's going in my mouth, and just about anywhere it can fit. And then it's my turn! Oh gosh- can't my clone live for more than an hour? I'd just talk to myself, and agree to myself, and talk about movies, cuz I love movies! Then videogaaaames! We both equally suck at first person shooters! I'll finally feel good about myself! Even better, it'll be like having a brother I've always wanted! And a friend! Oh mein gott, and the sex! XD It's masturbation, not incest or gay! Though- I wouldn't mind! X3
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"