your backstory

[Kurtz]

Here is a clue, I know what your real name is, your age. I know what you look like and I have met your parents and your older brother.

And my name is close to being Nikki.

Oh, so you know my name is Viel Bon Stroughter, second in command of the islands of Bobiladure, and 32. You know I have a gruff look and a fake Welsh accent.

And, oh Nikki!.... Wait, no. Doesn't ring a bell.