Digimon in real life?

[SnK]

I think life would be fun should Digimons exist amongst us. They can help well as human progress through their bond, partnership etc.

But, perhaps this could also happen should fandom be involved..Hehehe...



PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Trey's Lilithmon?

Me: No.

PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Jeanne's Ranamon?

Me: Nuh-uh.

PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Old man George's Lilymon?

Me: Bzzt. Wrong answer...

PicoDevimon: Okay then, can I hit on our neighbor's Tailmon?

Me: Geez, I said NO, for Goddramon's sake! Didn't you know that there's a law passed that states Digimons at your stage aren't allowed to engage with other Digimons who were a level or more above you? You're still a minor, Pico. Wait till you evolve to a Devimon, Ice Devimon, or whatever your next line of Digivolution then you can screw any female Digis out there for anybody's care...

PicoDevimon: Awwwwwww....Okay then....

Me: ......................

PicoDevimon: .............

Me: ..................

PicoDevimon.: ..........

Me: .................

PicoDevimon: ....Can I hit on your girlfriend?

*Well, that didn't go well....*