Shit happens

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

I went to a place in the woods with my friends, ran over a pile of loose timber and got a nail through my foot. Not only was it painful but, i went back a couple of months afterward and got the same thing, in my OTHER foot!
So, being the wise grasshopper that I am, i went back a third time afterward and threw the spiky wood into some bushes so the incident could not be repeated.

I think mine tops the first poster's in the factor of sheer stupidity on the victim's behalf.