Wow...just bloody wow...

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

All I can say is I hope it's a female horse. You don't want to be on the end on a horse spit roast. A guy died like that.

You mean Mr Hands? Well, if he'd have been able to talk to the horse, they could've worked out an arrangement whereby the horse takes it easy and the human does the work. Theres a chance the horse may be a bit vigerous but "ow ow ow" followed by excessive swearing means stop in pretty much anyone's books.

But thank you for your concern Unknown :P