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Superman is Dead... Long Live Superman!
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Only a week after the death of Christopher Reeves, an actor has been chosen to play his successor, and it's... Brandon Routh. Routh, a former actor on MTV's "Undressed", somehow beat out Jim "the Christ" Cavaziel to play the third-most-famous comic book character in Bryan Singer's upcoming film, Superman Returns. And really, good for him... WHAT THE FUCK WAS SINGER THINKING?! Dude, the man passed over Jim Cavaziel because he wanted an unknown actor. In what universe does that make sense? Then again, this is the guy who kept Halle Berry and Famke Janssen even after they sucked in "X-Men"...

In other outrageous news... Britney Spears has pissed off her record label by declaring that she plans to quit the music industry to go breed with her stupid new husband, and Angelina Jolie has declared that she will marry the man who can tie her up. Time to practice those rodeo skills, boys. Yee-haw!
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Superman is Dead... Long Live Superman! - by Gnostic Metatron Prime - 10-19-2004, 11:49 PM
[No subject] - by Anus Individual 20 - 10-20-2004, 09:27 AM
[No subject] - by UnknownH - 10-20-2004, 02:16 PM
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[No subject] - by Wisemon - 10-20-2004, 03:28 PM
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[No subject] - by Anus Individual 20 - 10-22-2004, 06:11 AM
[No subject] - by UnknownH - 10-22-2004, 01:52 PM
[No subject] - by Doctor Zephyr - 10-29-2004, 06:48 AM