01-14-2010, 03:36 PM
"My theory is that this is all a new strain of STD!" Ray declared, raising a finger. "Someone must've had sex with something, then had sex with someone else! Isn't that how AIDS spread? Unprotected free sex? OH! Maybe Wal-Mart started it!" His eyes widened as he imagined Wal-Mart managers inbreeding people until they were zombies.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"