01-04-2010, 08:48 AM
Venin heard the chatter amongst the others and was quite annoyed. He was asleep before and he didn't want to be disturbed. Venin walked out of the alley and saw a strange group of non-zombies talking.
"Hey! I'm trying to sleep!" Venin shouted to them, "So unless you're being assaulted by the undead, try to keep it down, please!" Beside him, a zombie grunted. "That means you too, guts-and-brains." Venin pointed his shotgun at the zombie and fired at point blank range. The zombie exploded, covering Venin in zombie guck. "Ugh! Now I gotta get the hose." Venin disgustedly turned back into the alley to clean himself up.
"Hey! I'm trying to sleep!" Venin shouted to them, "So unless you're being assaulted by the undead, try to keep it down, please!" Beside him, a zombie grunted. "That means you too, guts-and-brains." Venin pointed his shotgun at the zombie and fired at point blank range. The zombie exploded, covering Venin in zombie guck. "Ugh! Now I gotta get the hose." Venin disgustedly turned back into the alley to clean himself up.
The innocent will be spared, the guilty will be killed.
Sacrifices will be made, benefits will be gained.
I am Venin; all opposed will fall to my blade.