10-08-2004, 03:00 PM
Nobody ever said being a shepherd was easy:
Me: Are you spitting into the toilet?
Freshman Kid *walks out of stall and switches to spitting into sink*: Yeah, a cigar didn't agree with me.
Me: You didn't smoke it inside, did you?
Freshman Kid: No, of course not.
Me: You shouldn't smoke those. They're addictive. There's lots of other reasons, but the most pressing is that they're addictive. You also stink. Why did you smoke it?
Freshman Kid: I don't know.
Me: Look, just because you're in college now, doesn't mean you have to try everything.
Me: Are you spitting into the toilet?
Freshman Kid *walks out of stall and switches to spitting into sink*: Yeah, a cigar didn't agree with me.
Me: You didn't smoke it inside, did you?
Freshman Kid: No, of course not.
Me: You shouldn't smoke those. They're addictive. There's lots of other reasons, but the most pressing is that they're addictive. You also stink. Why did you smoke it?
Freshman Kid: I don't know.
Me: Look, just because you're in college now, doesn't mean you have to try everything.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against