HELLO, I AM LINDSAY LOHAN

[Mai]

I really hate bad spelling and grammar.

I also hate when people don't break up their writing, so it's all 'wall of text'.

I kinda hate animated sigs and avatars, 'cause i get totally distracted from their post.

I don't like people who try to act all philosophical and deep when they don't even know what they're talking about.

I don't like people with stupid hair.

I don't like when people dress soley in black.

I don't like when people colour their text, especially when it's light on a light background, and then i gotta like, highlight it.

I hate waking up and realising i've slept in a bath, or a cupboard, and i'm really sore from not having enough space.

I hate losing my shoes.

People with no original ideas bug me.

I hate when people take computer games too seriously. Okay, scratch that, i like once almost cried when i couldn't beat a boss on FFVIII. But, like, i was only 9.

I hate when people don't let me borrow their clothes.

I really hate having no cigarettes.

I hate getting thrown out of parties.

I especially hate getting thrown out of parties when it's 4am and i've got nowhere to stay.

I hate when i make out with ugly people because it's dark and i'm drunk.

I hate 'my life is worse than yours' contests.

I hate not being able to afford transport.

I hate waiting.

I hate being stranded.

I don't like how i can't tune guitars.

I hate hoovering.

I don't like the idea of polystyrene scraping against polystyrene.

I don't really like rants.

amg, and i freaking hate daddy-long-legs.


I actually quite like life though. Mostly.





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