Shiny

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Ray: DID SOMEBODY PUT THE WORDS "RAGNA" AND "RAY" TOGETHER IN ONE SENTENCE!? You hast summoned the-

Prowl: "Ragna" ain't a word.

Ray: *screeches* WELL IT SHOULD BE!! *coughs* Welcome aboard the board, Kaylee! That's a cute name, and- *sniff sniff* -Do I detect the scent of a true blue female mechanic!? THAT'S SO NON-CONFORMIST THAT I MUST GIVE A +1!! Can you do Gundams? Cuz all Gundams aside from the extremely fruity Destiny Gundam and its Emo pilot, Shinn Asuka, are badass!

Shinn Asuka: *amidst sobs within the cockpit of the Destiny Gundam* STOP PICKING ON ME!! Also- FOR MAYUUU!! *fires the long-range beam cannon at Ray*

Ray: Shin goku satsu- ISHUN SENGEKI!! (Instant hell murder- one instant, one thousand strikes!)

*censor screen, followed by multiple rapid flashes of white, and sounds of sickening squelches*



*a moment later*

Destiny Gundam: *practically obliterated and coated in strange, gooey white liquid*

Ray: *being dragged away by people in suits and dark sunglasses* But- but what did I dooo-?

Capcom Representative: That move is copyrighted and trademarked by the Capcom corporation. I'm afraid we'll have to remove your spine.

Ray: *whines* Again? But you already took my liver, both kidneys, lungs and most major arteries!

Prowl: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

Ray: Foolish FOOLISH FOOL!! A real man only needs testicles to live!