Shiny

[Sacchi]

DW: *Hears all of the noises* Umm... Should I tell him that those bottles actually REVERSE the alcohol side effects? Nah...*Phone rings* Hello? Dragon Warrior,ultimate Crappy OC speaking.

Sacchi: *On the other side* Umm... Can I go back now? >_<
DW: I would wait some more.
Sacchi: I don't wanna stay here! It's creepy!
DW: You're the "ultimate councious data" and THIS scares you?
Sacchi: WELL... There are dead Regenerators, Iron Maidens and lickers here. I'm on the freezer room. >_<
DW: You're scared of those guys?
Sacchi: Their corpses are still moving man... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME! *Shotgun shot noise* Phew... That was close... *Hard breathing and zombie noises all around the room* Oh F-
DW: What happened?
Sacchi: Good news: Got rid of that freaking licker corpse. Bad news: The shotgun shot awoke all of the regenerators, iron maids and lickers.
DW: Need some help?
Sacchi: I can handle this, don't worry. *Shotgun shot*
DW: Okay, Good luck then *Turns phone off* Man, he's so dead... He could have the infinite RPG and he would still not make it. Oh well, one less OC in the world.