Shiny

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Ahem, that's not crazy. *Grabs part of the wall and rips it off effortlessly, then points over*

*Nearby Building*

Man: We're the Mythblasters. After extensive research and experimenting, we've come to the conclussion the human stomach just isn't a fertile-enough place for watermelons to grow upon ingesting a seed.

Man #2: Would you say this myth is blasted?

Man: Absolutely. But we in Mythblasters don't just unravel a myth and expose it. We drive it to the max and blow it up! *Activates detonator*

Watermelon: *Goes boom*

Man #2: This has to be the best fruit-based explosion we've ever done. *Happily staring at the falling pieces of watermelon*

*Back*

DMX: That. Is crazy. I mean, watermelons are so inoffensive! Why did they have to blow it up? I officially hate Mythblasters.

TV: And now to present our newest program! The Mythnakers!

Man in TV: We've found a sexy reptilian babe in a Scottish lake. Her name is Nessie, we're about to see if she's willing to do a strip-tease for our cameras.

Man #2 in TV: Ooh. She's agreed! Her top's coming off!

DMX: *Sitting in front of the TV* Now this is a real program.