Which Digimon chara would you like to be?

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Awwww....this is the first time I started a thread and then abandoned it. Anyway, thanks to all who answered.
I just gotta say something:

Leomon... Yeah. Just for the shock value of being THAT built and you KNOW he has to be packin' a big one in those jeans.

*smirk* Figures you're a guy...I bet that out of 10 girls, at least 9 will tell you Leomon is not attractive. THAT build is sth not too appealing to most girls, so we like better more slender, delicate builds like Beelzemon's.
But the other part intrigues me.

Zephyr:*appears in Dark Serge(Chrono Cross)'s black leather uniform and sneers at Leomon* You know, Leomon, there was a time when I liked you.
Leomon:....
Z: And that was when you formed part of Beelzemon when he absorbed your data.
L:....*anime sweatdrop*
Z: But the pack part intrigues me. I wanna see.
L: *makes a step back*
Z: *pulls out the sickle* Remember this?
L: O_OU
Z: Don't make me use it again on you.*steps forward, grabs Leomon's belts and looks inside* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! He has a hairy cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! *scratches Leomon's face like Gatomon's Lightning Paw in Digital Card Battle* Awwwwwfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Leomon: *in the floor*....Next time, I won't play valiant and I'll just run away from anyone wearing black leather....


PS If you wanna know about the sickle and Leomon part, see 'the digihunk of the digital world' poll.