07-29-2009, 02:08 AM
*Noms food* Hai Mr. Green! You're spacey? No prob! So am I. Here, *Whips out gigantic telescope and slms it down in front of Mochi* I've a satellite launched up there, that's trying to record the whole world's data for the Major Baseball Leagues. One day they'll take over the world!
Dot: Doesn't poison have an effect on you?
DMX: Considering I've been biten by most snake girls I've slept with, guess I just developed an immunity to it.
Dot: But that's rat poison!
DMX: What's your point?
Giant Mutant Rat: *Smashes bus onto DMX, whose's head pops out from the roof of it*
DMX: Ouch, angry giant mutant rats stalk me because of it?
Dot: Oops, gee. No, that was one of my experiments! *Waves to the GMR* Come on Rodolfo! Back to your cage! I got tasty cheese!
DMX: And people think I'm weird.
Dot: Doesn't poison have an effect on you?
DMX: Considering I've been biten by most snake girls I've slept with, guess I just developed an immunity to it.
Dot: But that's rat poison!
DMX: What's your point?
Giant Mutant Rat: *Smashes bus onto DMX, whose's head pops out from the roof of it*
DMX: Ouch, angry giant mutant rats stalk me because of it?
Dot: Oops, gee. No, that was one of my experiments! *Waves to the GMR* Come on Rodolfo! Back to your cage! I got tasty cheese!
DMX: And people think I'm weird.