06-28-2009, 10:36 AM
Oh, welcome back then! And forgive the moment of ominous talk.
Dot: Why? I kind of liked you being mindful with what you post. What made you say something so elaborate anyway? Was it that experience back at the hospital alley?
*Flashback*
Hospital Rep.: Good day sir, could I interest you donating some blood for the hospital? You look quite a strong individual.
DMX: What do I get from that anyway? No thank you. I like my bodily fluids where they belong. Well, maybe except for the stuff under my crotch.
Hospital Rep.: But it could help save a life.
DMX: Not interested.
Hospital Rep.: What if it was one of your loved ones?
Thought Bubble: *Picture of Dot is replaced by a junkyard*
DMX: And since you've been coated in my blood, flying pony made of scrap heap, I'm your owner and I get to beat up bad guys with a dumb-looking glove. *Thought Bubble pops* COMMENCE THE TRANSFUSSION!
*/Flashback*
Dot: I might want to think of a different shocking experience.
Dot: Why? I kind of liked you being mindful with what you post. What made you say something so elaborate anyway? Was it that experience back at the hospital alley?
*Flashback*
Hospital Rep.: Good day sir, could I interest you donating some blood for the hospital? You look quite a strong individual.
DMX: What do I get from that anyway? No thank you. I like my bodily fluids where they belong. Well, maybe except for the stuff under my crotch.
Hospital Rep.: But it could help save a life.
DMX: Not interested.
Hospital Rep.: What if it was one of your loved ones?
Thought Bubble: *Picture of Dot is replaced by a junkyard*
DMX: And since you've been coated in my blood, flying pony made of scrap heap, I'm your owner and I get to beat up bad guys with a dumb-looking glove. *Thought Bubble pops* COMMENCE THE TRANSFUSSION!
*/Flashback*
Dot: I might want to think of a different shocking experience.